The amazing movie disaster

There was a interesting article in the site 'the onion'. So I posted it. Following this week's freak release of 34 Heigl films, Sony executives were quick to remind the public that the widespread hospitalizations were a result of the sheer amount of Heigl to which the public was exposed. Had the movies been released one at a time, they say, the ill effects would've been no greater than the light nausea and confusion which sometimes accompanies with viewing a Heigl vehicle. Take for example, the Christmas-themed ''Holidaze." in which Heigl plays a career-driven news producer who's forced off her story about the war in Afghanistan to do a fluff piece about a local toymaker. Had this movie come out in December, when it was supposed to, it would've likely been called it a ''sweet holiday treat'' or a ''forgettable but fun festive film'' It's only because the film-in which a toymaker not only teaches Heigl how to loosen up and fall in love but also the meaning of Christmas-was released alongside 33 other Heigl films that it contributed to the mass psychosis and self-blindings. The same goes for ''Venus and Mars." If the film hadn't been noted as "the final straw" which pushed a Denver man to shoot himself ini the head, it probably would've been lauded for its fun and surprising celebrity cameos, which included Heidi Montag, Joe Montana, Justin Bieber, Newt Gingrich, Michael Phelps, Stephen Hawking, and Gloria Steinem. Many people who watched the movie appeared the actress Heigl were shocked and suffered from mental and phsical sickness. Someone went to the hospital. The others moved to the safety place. I think the movies were very surprising because her acts were terrible and awful. Actually her appearance was beautiful and good. People should have been cautious for the movie. This is interesting. Movies are very popular. People can see the movie easily. Usually, they don't take care the movie. They don't have nothing to do with the story and act of the movie. To prevent this amazing and significant disater (Because it happened through the large area), people need to be informed in advance about the movies they want to see. The daily bump : The Heigl film deluge, the onion news network March 25, 2011